shit stain...

growing up, we picked on this kid we called "stain", short for "shit stain", as in; "barely worth a...". when i came across some douche actually choosing to call himself 'Stainboy', you can only imagine my excitement to reconnect with him 20 yrs after my crew's initial torment. unfortunately this particular axe wound is some 'nad from orlando. i mean, orlando, florida? hmmmmm, let's see who else is from orlando:


1. the backstreet boyz
2. delta burke
3. pat boone
4. three-fifths of n'sync

...i think you see where i'm going here. well it seems this self-proclaimed "good guy loner with a dark side"-artist is yet another spawn that escaped from the load his mother shoulda swallowed. not only does he borrow liberally from another artist, but full-on rips virtually the same composition in his own book this 'Stainboy' jackass just released. but i digress, let's get to his photo above:

1. 2003 mustang? 2003? ...'nuff said.
2. michael des barres, combo soccer-mom spike.
3. de facto mirrored aviators, just like his "bros"
4. fishnet tank, to show off the the "guns".
5. pistol belt buckle to compensate for his 'lack of cock'...this way he's packin' something below the belt.
6. leather pants. i mean EVERY hard-ass, straight dude i know still has the pair he wore under his tuxedo jkt from the 8th grade xmas dance to be "subversive"...but that was 30 YEARS AGO!
7. wilson's (p)leather jkt slung nonchalantly over right shoulder.
8. gold scorpion pendant that recently replaced his last one that was lost during a scuffle over the price of a b.j. in said photo-op back alley from a pre-op tranny.
9. what's the saying?; "fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice shame on
me?". i now know how what it woulda been like to buy that milli vanilli disc way back when, and how silly folks felt when the scandal broke!...but after coming across this, i wish i COULD blame it on the rain!

if, like me, you want the real deal and tired of people fakin' the funk --- do your homework.