Sunday, February 27, 2011

and when it IS eventually warm again...


...get an empty can (beans, corn niblets, soup, etc.). The top should already be removed and the contents gone. Now you need to remove the bottom of the can so that you are left with a hollowed out cylinder. You can use a can opener or you can repeatedly scrape it against the sidewalk hoping to wear down the edges so you can pop it off. Once you have your empty cylinder, you’re running things. You can control the direction as well as the pressure of the water gushing out of the hydrant. Cars, bicyclists and pedestrians are now your bitch.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

political correctness can suckit.



...i liked aunt jemima better when she rolled doo-rag and looked like she had beef with the hoover deuce crips.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Saturday, February 12, 2011