wow.

Everybody fucks likes sluts.

Everyone has butts.

Every guy that I know has nuts.

Every guy wants to stuff his nuts up ladies’ butts.

I’m all like, “What? You got the butt? I got the nut - let’s just be sluts.”

Here’s a million bucks if you swallow my nuts with your butt.

stiff upper lip

when i was a kid, i used to LOVE The Gong Show...and am reminded why:

i don't have a bone in mine, either...

...it's just "called" a boner.

also, how do you know it's the most amazing penis? you don't strike me as someone getting alotta penis(?).

lastly, stop punching it - wtf?

life assurance, death insurance

file under: when i get down on my knees it's not to pray

why do i feel like this is really some ruse to sample some chocolate thunder?

http://www.details.com/sex-relationships/sex-and-other-releases/200703/meet-the-mandingos

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