flairvoyant...

...this gem from '91 proves:

1. the cyclical nature of fashion (drop-crotch pants, radiant denim jkts)

2. and unlocks the origins of the Macarena (at precisely 8:54)

very little says; "cover up my face, allow me to walk 2 steps behind you and treat me like a second class citizen!" like some tehran b-boys...poppin' & lockin' in harem pants, colorful jkt stylings, flavor-savor 'staches and jesse-from-full-house hair!

flashion...

...zebra-pack...lion-pack...paki-pack....whatever your steez, flex your personal flair!

jesus saves

raising cane...

...you can legally carry a cane anywhere, at any age. learn to bust ass with it, that shit hurts.

for a little bonus pain, pick one up with a hidden sword!

brush up on your stik-n-move from this earlier post...or my other favorite 27 second piece of cinematic artistry:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6ZEKq3664w