safety last, part three...

...cuz i'm more of a 'porn' guy.

Jacques: The Sports Issue Trailer, 'Squash' from Jacques Magazine on Vimeo.

never been much of a sports guy...

JACQUES: The Sports Issue, Trailer 2. from Jacques Magazine on Vimeo.

it may be that your sole purpose in life...

...is merely to serve as a warning to others

sir, would you like the whole can?

...why, "YES! pretty please?"

his-panic...

...so my buddy is on the road in Texas, rolling thru the great coastal city of Galveston. besides the fact that you could get killed over a bag of skittles in that Godforsaken-beyond the thunderdome town, there are amazing scenarios like this lil' gem, above.

looks like this particular ex-con is experiencing muscle atrophy from his days of being in solitary that he has to cop a ride on his girlfriend's scoot on her way to work to cleaning at the La Quinta. (p.s. La Quinta means, "next to IHOP", in spanish).

and i thought i was f'kn lazy...