so this dude i know is like peter pan. not only does he not wanna grow-up, but he insists on maintaining a 70's dress code inspired by his childhood heroes. his boyhood affinity for older women and the whole 'mrs. robinson'-thing i totally get when one is in their teens --- but unfortunately, as he's aged he has maintained that 30 year age gap. it is, in fact, consistent with his philosophy of nubile poonanny: "if it ain't been used, then nobody wants it, if nobody wants it, then it ain't no good, if it ain't no good, then i don't wanna have anything to do with it!". while he raves about the toothless bj's, it's gotta be tough drinkin' with maw-maw and her weak stomach.
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