Saturday, October 23, 2010

dust buster



holy shit! look at this douchebag. barbershop 'stache? really?

sometimes i see a really hot chick in a jaguar. jaguar's are old lady cars, no matter how G'd-up or murdered-out. seems like you need to earn the right on some level to arrive at that, something doesn't fit. when i see some old bird in a nice jag, there is some balance to that.

if you're gonna roll curly-q-brush'stache...you should either be:

A) a really good barber that does excellent straight-razor shaves, or
B) an 18th century pugilist

...and NOT a sidehack 'me-too' blogger that just learned the difference between a brogue from a saddle shoe.

on the POSITIVE side, the bottom of a penis shaft is particularly sensitive during acts of teabag - that little extra tickle on the tulip can be a day-changer.

anatomy of a penis, indeed.

1 comment:

Joe said...

You've got me all wrong...I'm actually a nice guy.

...and I'm an organ grinder so it's all good on the stache front.