the same asshole that...
- only works his chest and bi's and not his legs
- wraps 100 bill around his 1 dollar bill roll
- smokes but doesn't inhale
- buys spendy suit wears it un-hemmed
- drinks club soda only as vodka tonic to keep wits about him for date-rape
- flexes in every pic
- grabs too hard in a handshake
- always buys best cut of meat with his creme o' mushroom palate
...is the same asshole that nizzo-rigs an 89 cent bungee for his $100k+ masarati.
harkens my favorite quote; "you can paint a trashcan 14k gold, it's still a trashcan"
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