Wednesday, June 24, 2009

party of one...



in my ongoing tirade of funk-fakers, touched on here, and also here...chalk another one up for the original ice age hipster above, out-trending the more obvious tragically trendy fix-ster. here's a quick profile:

Streety...
uniform: trilby, wht shades, skullXbones braces, ironic britney spears ringer tee, skinny jeans, adidas, fixed gear
favorite band: phoenix, paramour, metric
bullied as kid by: upperclassman varsity jocks

Salty...
uniform: filson guide vest, 'boyfriend' jean shorts, nike acg kicks
favorite band: benny goodman orchestra
bullied as kid by: velociraptors


verdict = Salty wins handsdown. afterall, HE is the one runnin' game on the 'ol bird in the pic. when was the last time you crossed over on a blonde whilst wearing protective headgear?

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