a "good friend" is back on the market and dating...

...being such a rice queen and suffering from yellow fever, he keeps linking up with what aesthetically he wants void of looking deeper. all he cares about is some cool tat, big boobs or scantily clad dress. luckily he has me around to point out the finer details of his new/old ex-"girlfriend" he'd yet to sleep with and her lack of tucking in/complete pullback of the speedbag! yuck, look how shiny that thing is(???).