file under: bigger than jesus, cigarettes or implants

Macy*s Thanksgiving Day Parade...1970?...or 2010?

...i miss old NYC.

satan clause

under where?

gMap, g-spot, G-Star, G's to Gents...

upskirt = day changer.

happy halloweenie, pull some wool...

height club, part deux...

...my masseur comes in 'fun-size', only listens to gangsta rap, but indulges me in a game of twister after completion.

*vodka bottle for scale

dust buster

holy shit! look at this douchebag. barbershop 'stache? really?

sometimes i see a really hot chick in a jaguar. jaguar's are old lady cars, no matter how G'd-up or murdered-out. seems like you need to earn the right on some level to arrive at that, something doesn't fit. when i see some old bird in a nice jag, there is some balance to that.

if you're gonna roll curly-q-brush'stache...you should either be:

A) a really good barber that does excellent straight-razor shaves, or
B) an 18th century pugilist

...and NOT a sidehack 'me-too' blogger that just learned the difference between a brogue from a saddle shoe.

on the POSITIVE side, the bottom of a penis shaft is particularly sensitive during acts of teabag - that little extra tickle on the tulip can be a day-changer.

anatomy of a penis, indeed.