the only thing funnier than superstitions...

...is making FUN of superstitions.

april's fool...

...speaking of that tea-bagger, scott morrison - i gotta think that his new bosses at Evisu are not so enamored with all his "creative -AHEM!- direction" shamelessly riffing on Levi's:

http://blog.denimtherapy.com/2010/04/denim-news-levis-sues-evisu-over-tribute-jean/

http://www.coutorture.com/Dirty-Dirty-Denim-Levi-Strauss-Co-Sues-Evisu-Over-Tribute-Jean-7963544

http://live.drjays.com/index.php/2010/04/01/levis-sues-evisu-over-tribute-jean/

why people con't to give this 'load-his-mother-shoulda-swallowed' money is beyond me(?)

i mean the gilberts ousted him from PaperDenim&Cloth when his well ran dry from drafting off of jerome dahan's 7ForAllMankind...

then after "finding new inspiration", taking on and directly ripping rogan gregory's ROGAN persona for his Earnest Sewn brand and once again failing to come up with a singular original idea of his own there, he was pink-slipped again...

and NOW after taking the reins at Evisu, he's getting publicy gutted & spanked by the largest denim company in the world!

you guys hear that noise? it's the sound of scott's Mac clicking away an updated job position entry on his resume...i hear Christian Audigier is looking for a new creative director for Ed Hardy...chances are the douchebags in that sewing circle will be tricked into the size of his dick for 6 mths(?).

et tu ricky? et tu?...

first it was rock hudson...

then it was tom cruise...

and then it was doogie howser...

suddenly it was rob halford...

boom, also scott morrison...

...and NOW it's RICKY MARTIN (!!!???)

shit, i've been jackin' off to these guys for years thinking they were hetero!

file under: betrayal

the devil wears nada...

2 interviews, can't tell the difference...

***let's not forget the REAL recipe behind the renewed j. crew pixie dust:

http://nymag.com/fashion/10/spring/63806/

...and it doesn't rhyme with schillard schrexler, but sounds more like schandy schpade!

respect, JACK!

rugburn #101

the weight is over...

...lost my pink bra over the weekend - so with a dash of ingenue and a pinch of creativity, i repurposed 1 scoop of Paul Frank and 1 scoop of A Bathing Ape into a synthesis of seductiveness!

imagination + inspiration = resourcefulness