raising cane...

...you can legally carry a cane anywhere, at any age. learn to bust ass with it, that shit hurts.

for a little bonus pain, pick one up with a hidden sword!

brush up on your stik-n-move from this earlier post...or my other favorite 27 second piece of cinematic artistry:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6ZEKq3664w

happy new year...

...here's to another windy, bendy, extra surprising 12 more!!!

homme boy...

...it was inevitable, i guess. streetwear IS officially dead when you have that 'lil E.T. troll of a wetspot, Nigo, teaming up with United Arrows for some 'trad' credibility. early-adapter to all things 'allover print' and heir to the japo zeitgeist throne of that 'other' yellow supposed futurist, Hiroshi Fujiwara, looks like the miniature lutin is also hot to stay a step ahead of bad 80's-colorful-throw-up explosion he helped create...spawning countless abortions like The Hundreds, DimMak, Crooks & Castles and every other wannabe Bla-sian.

Nigo = #2 in japanese...awwww, that's so cute...in America, #2 simply means you're the FIRST loser.

"...and if you ever saw it..."

nature's mall...

we've all witnessed the transformation:

preppy handbook for japo style guides from int'l bookstore....alife nike dunk for redwing irish setter...trucker hat for slouch beenie...shrunken blazer over a hoody replaced for chore coat...vespa for triumph bonnie...palm treo for field notes/moleskin...printed contrast cuff/collar woven douche-shirt for chambray shirt...the bathing ape catalog for filson catalog?

...taxidermy is the new black for those fixed gear fashion nerds. they'll be pissed to know the dust a wild boars' head collects when weezing in their golden years reclined in a (modified) eames (barca)lounge(r) chair hacking luggies into a jack spade tote watching matlock. until then, hopefully a rookery of rednecks lace these poseurs up the next time mr. city mouse is at a cabela's purchasing shooting gloves to protect his manicure during the swipe of his metrocard for the 1 or the 9 at franklin.

manjuiceonyourunabomberbeard!

epic butterface...

poppa wheelie