"...and if you ever saw it..."

nature's mall...

we've all witnessed the transformation:

preppy handbook for japo style guides from int'l bookstore....alife nike dunk for redwing irish setter...trucker hat for slouch beenie...shrunken blazer over a hoody replaced for chore coat...vespa for triumph bonnie...palm treo for field notes/moleskin...printed contrast cuff/collar woven douche-shirt for chambray shirt...the bathing ape catalog for filson catalog?

...taxidermy is the new black for those fixed gear fashion nerds. they'll be pissed to know the dust a wild boars' head collects when weezing in their golden years reclined in a (modified) eames (barca)lounge(r) chair hacking luggies into a jack spade tote watching matlock. until then, hopefully a rookery of rednecks lace these poseurs up the next time mr. city mouse is at a cabela's purchasing shooting gloves to protect his manicure during the swipe of his metrocard for the 1 or the 9 at franklin.

manjuiceonyourunabomberbeard!

epic butterface...

poppa wheelie

thank-stealing...

mansformation...

...what's worse than religious fanatics and their cute 'lil superstitions? it's overly zealous fashion 'nads that allow their obsession to infiltrate chapter & verse of their lives. whether it be elitist denim nerds creating ring-spun wedding tuxedos or spirited gothic leprechauns waving their ancestral flag via the former hair-bear lives they'd led - it's equally annoying.

although this couple above would make the cutest indo-scottish gremlins to help tighten the noose in between some autoerotic asphyxiated session.

childhood mammaries...

Elize from Jacques Magazine on Vimeo.