Monday, May 4, 2009

have a little class, wrap the gift...




...clearly these strawberry-trick-chickenheads have never heard of the "cuchini", enjoy:


***credit for the 'find' to my #1 bird in the west, A-to-the-R-izz-AY, with an equally demented sense of humor

Friday, May 1, 2009

an "Ah-HA"-moment...




...the friendly housewives manual, Real Simple Magazine. they have this monthly section called 'new uses for old things'...a plethora of 'life made easier' solutions whereby they often enlighten us to an item and offer an add'l multi-purpose use for it not originally intended.

-old underwear = shammy maybe, NOT a bra
-old ipod = recycled parts for refurb maybe, NOT a tankini
-old glow stars from your daughters room = stacked for leveling uneven nightstands maybe, NOT to cover bruises from lapdances in the champagne room

well...somebody shoulda told these hookers!

wonder if kathy bates has a ring too (?)...



...The silver object between her thumb and forefinger is Betony Vernon’s “petting” ring, a ring designed to enhance one of my favorite sex acts: the handjob.

this mag might need some sensitivity training...

when in rome...

el apego de jane...



...i was in an In-N-Out burger recently in barstow (don't ask...) and coulda sworn i saw perry farrell (???)

the evolution will not be televised...



...1920, or 2009 --- why we still have to hide the buuubs?