Friday, May 1, 2009
el apego de jane...
...i was in an In-N-Out burger recently in barstow (don't ask...) and coulda sworn i saw perry farrell (???)
one of these things, is not like the other???
...c'mon DimePiece, really --- you've NEVER seen this item done by those font foundry heavyweights? in some zipcodes that constitutes a drive-by, in the yard it merits a shiv, in hell's kitchen it results in a dirtnap, but as you ruffnecks quote in your own mission statement about being; "boss bitches dipped in sauce" --- my question is, is that weak-sauce or man-sauce?
streetwear is NOT dead...
...it's just morphed beyond base-heads & blunts to some omniscient-pseudo-politico-appropriated-60's-counter-culture-80's-rehash-pop-generation-newbie-skateboarder-blog-only-informed-french-jeans-apc-wearing-sycophant-cockpunch:
...that STILL can't manage to spell whom they're influenced by correctly (*see frank gehry spelling in "about").
a bunch of perpetratin' former dungeons & dragons detention hall alumni that could never learn how to skateboard or b-boy.
live and let buy...
kneegrowpuhleeeze...
check out too many trends, guy:
- unabomber beard
- tortoise loc's
- japo top-knot, complete with chopstix no less(!!!)
- gingham btn down
- clip-on repp bow-tie
- 'one sz too big'-regular line woolrich flannel, all double-merched a la american eagle outfitters
- fake yukon packer mackinaw (ph)ilson jkt, also a sz too big for ironic homeless model
- h&m hand-warmer, 'fingerless-style' gloves
- cross-hatch selvedge, thom browne cuffed highwater too short
- purple-hued shaker sox...to undoubtedly pick-up the marroon family in the aforementioned clip-on tie from bradley's catalog clearance
- wingtips, again, the 3rd item too big and incorrectly sz'd
...the only thing we DON'T see in the pic is probably the big chunky biker wallet made of bridle leather attached too a baroque/roccoco silver chrome hearts fuck you chain ripping his right left belt loop from his poorly bartacked jeans.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
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