Friday, May 1, 2009

one of these things, is not like the other???



...c'mon DimePiece, really --- you've NEVER seen this item done by those font foundry heavyweights? in some zipcodes that constitutes a drive-by, in the yard it merits a shiv, in hell's kitchen it results in a dirtnap, but as you ruffnecks quote in your own mission statement about being; "boss bitches dipped in sauce" --- my question is, is that weak-sauce or man-sauce?

streetwear is NOT dead...


...it's just morphed beyond base-heads & blunts to some omniscient-pseudo-politico-appropriated-60's-counter-culture-80's-rehash-pop-generation-newbie-skateboarder-blog-only-informed-french-jeans-apc-wearing-sycophant-cockpunch:



...that STILL can't manage to spell whom they're influenced by correctly (*see frank gehry spelling in "about").

a bunch of perpetratin' former dungeons & dragons detention hall alumni that could never learn how to skateboard or b-boy.

live and let buy...


kneegrowpuhleeeze...

check out too many trends, guy:

- unabomber beard
- tortoise loc's
- japo top-knot, complete with chopstix no less(!!!)
- gingham btn down
- clip-on repp bow-tie 
- 'one sz too big'-regular line woolrich flannel, all double-merched a la american eagle outfitters
- fake yukon packer mackinaw (ph)ilson jkt, also a sz too big for ironic homeless model
- h&m hand-warmer, 'fingerless-style' gloves
- cross-hatch selvedge, thom browne cuffed highwater too short
- purple-hued shaker sox...to undoubtedly pick-up the marroon family in the aforementioned clip-on tie from bradley's catalog clearance
- wingtips, again, the 3rd item too big and incorrectly sz'd

...the only thing we DON'T see in the pic is probably the big chunky biker wallet made of bridle leather attached too a baroque/roccoco silver chrome hearts fuck you chain ripping his right left belt loop from his poorly bartacked jeans.



Saturday, January 3, 2009

1st resolution of the new year...


...shed the sensitive, inner-child all the now defunct men's style guides lauded in 2008 and reconnect with the dormant, bag-o-gravy emptier of yesteryear!!!