Saturday, November 15, 2008

raindrops on roses, whiskers on kittens...


...again, a few more of my favorite things:

1. carney prizes won from achieving a bullseye
2. fishnets with the line that runs up the back
3. spendy, lacey lingerie from france
4. stuffed animals
5. 600 threadcount egyptian sheets
6. sectional chaise lounge's that have modular L-shape options
7. tattoo's
8. diamonds
9. gold
10. my grampa

...just maybe not SOMEONE ELSE'S f'kn grampa in the WHOLE COMBO!!!

your bible STILL makes great rolling papers...


people are assholes...



...look, i'm the first one to celebrate flying your freak flag - but if you're gonna do some stupid shit like impose your personal 'flair' onto children or pets without true mutual consent maybe you should fall on a big f'kn knife 33 times!

Sunday, November 2, 2008

stardust in your eyes...


...aahhhhh the 60's, what an exciting and dynamic time!

* architecture was undergoing a refinement of Modernism
* pop art emerges
* maurice sendak writes & illustrates Where The Wild Things Are
* college campuses become centers for debate and enlightenment
* grade schools reintroduce phonics to battle slipped education in the 50's
* the birth of skateboarding, g.i. joe, slot cars
* gender equality, bra burning, birth control pill
* elvis returns from the army
* the jetsons, the flintstones, beverly hillbillies, i dream of jeannie
* long hair, handlebar mustaches, afro's
* go-go boots, mini-skirts, hot-pants, bouffants
* the space race, orbiting the earth, the first moon walk

AND:

** the Wide World of Sports regularly broadcasted top fuel races, in between that one piece of footage of the skier wiping out on the downhill.

...if you close your eyes, you can almost smell the 100+ octane!



bucket list...

...in this lifetime:

10. see the pyramids
9. walk the great china wall
8. climb everest
7. fulfill a child's dream
6. sing as if no one's in the room
5. dance as if no one's looking
4. be at one with the Lord
3. obtain abs like brad pitt's in thelma & louise
2. ride a unicorn

...AND

1. LIVE on dykes drive !!!


send more cops...

Saturday, November 1, 2008

House of the rising sun...



...everywhere i look there's something brewing with these guys! i mean with the gallery shows, various product releases for young and old, ongoing artist hero documentary footage, nods from the outside, accolades from within, moonlighting on both highbrow and lowbrow blogrolls - these guys must be trying to take over the universe!

i can't seem to turn around and escape some sixth degree of separation (???) just tonight on my store trip in my zipcode (to a certain purveyor of organic & gourmet delights) it seems beyond being handicap accessible and their acceptance of all major forms of credit payment, even THEY were backing those guys! since the nite manager was nowhere to be found, i used to know this obnoxious kid they let hang around the studio...i'll ask him where i can get some of those nifty decals!