ummmmmmmmm...this adult should be punched, right in the baby-maker!!!
file under W.T.F.
*i credit the find to Jessica&Hunter...whom also respect for all that is unholy.
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Saturday, May 22, 2010
all that glitters is old...
...marketing of yesteryear was so much more enticing. these days we have fabrics of superfuture polymers that bond just at the right moment to resist rain or heat, multi-functional components that anticipate your muscle-memory so as to open, unzip or relax openings based on foreseeable need...all this, when in the end, all we always ever wanted (after rib surgery) was a suit that allowed us to suck our own dicks.
why do you think they call it dope?
...a dear friend has been off the pile for a minute now - keep it up, we're all pulling for ya!
safety last, part 2...
...once again, not completely sure what's happening here but it appears to be another set of folks that have the right kind of crazy in them. call me.
drip castles...
...drip castles, yup, that's what we called them when i was a kid on trips to the coast. little did i know, years later i'd be reminded of those same distinctive shapes on a recent bike ride in SF.
eww.
Sunday, May 16, 2010
the devils' in the details...
the same asshole that...
- only works his chest and bi's and not his legs
- wraps 100 bill around his 1 dollar bill roll
- smokes but doesn't inhale
- buys spendy suit wears it un-hemmed
- drinks club soda only as vodka tonic to keep wits about him for date-rape
- flexes in every pic
- grabs too hard in a handshake
- always buys best cut of meat with his creme o' mushroom palate
...is the same asshole that nizzo-rigs an 89 cent bungee for his $100k+ masarati.
harkens my favorite quote; "you can paint a trashcan 14k gold, it's still a trashcan"
Saturday, May 1, 2010
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