you can almost hear the conversation...

...with his bro's right before:

bro # 1; "dude, don't be a dick i've taken a grenade for you before"

bro # 2; "c'mon, her friend has been giving me the fish-eye all nite!"

bro # 1; "fuck you holmes, i've been paying for all the redbull...besides you still owe me for van halen reunion tickets"

bro # 2; "call it even, buy me a dimebag and you're on"

bro # 1; "even on the halen tix, a nickelbag AND you don't owe me for gas tonite"

bro # 2; "...ok, i'll take the grenade"

"knife"styles of the rich & famous...

...for that 'sharper' image, you should atleast know the fundamentals of "wound enhancement techniques":

* coring...inserting a blade and twist, as in to core an apple. this maximizes heighest degree of muscular tissue damage.

* pumping...multiple entry, in and around same area. this concentration of surface entry inhibits clotting and promotes 'bleed-out'.

* stick-n-run...insertion of blade, only to 'run' up or down from entry. particularly effective around the torso region - this is often the most visually impactful knife wound.

* fillet'g...angled entry, whereby a puncture leaves epidermis structurally intact, but often leads to nerve-damage if positioned strategically along 'tendon points' (neck, armpits, wrists, back of the knee, ankles)...despite limited blood letting, this is often the most painful and efficient way to disarm an opponent, enemy or victim from further hostility towards you or anyone affiliated to you.

literally: underground streetwear...

...the bail out IS providing relief, ya feel it?! when the panhandlers in NYC subways can afford to rock the latest cultural zit - then i know America is getting back on its feet!

although i bet all those stick-up-kid-sneakerheadz standing in line 10 hrs for Nigo's latest release, shilling out a c-note feel kinda silly all of the sudden...particularly when you have the same dress as captain-freak-screamer at the F train stop in Soho berating you for a nickel as you shuffle by to the next Nike dunk drop.

...but hopefully not as cool as 'party-nana':

when i grow up, i can only hope to stay as cool...

"...one of these things, is not like the other..."

...one of these things, just doesn't belong.

recession? AAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA $$$$$$

more things i love...

...twins...pink tops...short-shorts...big glam shades...and dogs-on-a-stik...

...just maybe not ALL together and in certain proportions.

3 great things about car shows...

...cholo-chicks, chulita's, barrio-babes - and not necessarily in that order. viva la raza!

brace yourselves, for a better time...

...they'll be back.

if i had a dollar for everytime...

...i've encountered sumo's on a beach, testdriving a moped...
...i'd have a dollar.

celebrity moms...

height club...

...i used to work for this one old codger that was notorious for making people cry. he proved to be an endless well of source material and would say the funniest shit to me like; "talking to you is like jackin' off with a pair of boxing gloves", or; "i wouldn't wear that jacket to a goat-fucking contest". while watching an all time classic movie last nite, i finally realized who it was he reminded me of when it suddenly hit me over the head(!) - besides the villian in Roadhouse, he resembled G.W. Bush...come to think of it, the face Dubbyaa is makin' in this shot was also the look he made when he heard my name or saw me (p.s. this post will only really be funny to a select few, you know who you are*)