if loving you is wrong...

...i don't wanna be right.

whether you fancy the 2008 GUESS JEANS version, or the original 1968 Sophia Loren - there are sooooo few built like these anymore.

hug o' war...

... what is it about bears that makes the denim short so attractive? i mean, hey, the hair i TOTALLY get - if you like dudes, one is naturally gonna wanna be reminded he's with a dude even in the dark. i can even understand the work boots with ankle socks! tube socks are too hetero, slouch socks too effeminate, bobby socks too 50's, knee-high socks too catholic schoolgirl, and so on. but the 5-pkt denim short? it remains to be a quagmire wrapped in a conundrum. i mean, when you break it down: denim=work, shorts=play...is it a code to other bears simply saying; "hey we can tickle-fight, but when my pager goes off its GO time!".

there's a man at the door selling hope...

...this won't mean much to many, but a few things i need to get off my chest since they're fresh:

1. F@%K those welchers at that native american cycle company, for showing me what they really are, as they relax and count their winnings...i look forward to running into them eventually.

2. i can only hope that in my twilight years (and i'm still in the industry i'm in) i can remain relevant in the changing times, as opposed to thinking i'm runnin' things in my glass house all "the emperor has no clothes"-style as people snicker behind my back.

for those of you that DON'T know what i'm talking about, please enjoy *attached image to further crystallize my thoughts.

the future is so bright...

...'cuz we're gonna get laid.

your bible makes great rolling papers...