cheese wheel thru your window

speechless

2012-01-03T00:42:00.001-08:00

pure gold

2012-01-03T00:04:00.001-08:00

faux real

2012-01-02T22:38:00.001-08:00

file under: eat my words

2011-12-20T09:37:00.000-08:00

i always thought of inline skating as leisure for ninnies.

i stand corrected.

kim jong sunglasses: French label "Courreges" by Andre Courrege

2011-12-18T21:09:00.000-08:00

rest in, well...nevermind:

http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/

skim off the top

2011-12-14T08:32:00.000-08:00

one word: raquelwelch

2011-12-13T22:30:00.000-08:00

spokesperson(?)

2011-12-11T16:35:00.000-08:00

i think it's cool that with KISS' hiatus, Dannon has decided to make Paul Stanley their review spokesperson...#WTF

whirled peas

2011-12-11T12:43:00.000-08:00

never. old.

2011-12-01T23:21:00.001-08:00

Natalie Portman Rap: a SNL Digital Short (Unensored) from Starworks Artists on Vimeo.

wow.

2011-11-30T22:13:00.000-08:00

Everybody fucks likes sluts.

Everyone has butts.

Every guy that I know has nuts.

Every guy wants to stuff his nuts up ladies’ butts.

I’m all like, “What? You got the butt? I got the nut - let’s just be sluts.”

Here’s a million bucks if you swallow my nuts with your butt.

stiff upper lip

2011-11-30T20:50:00.000-08:00

when i was a kid, i used to LOVE The Gong Show...and am reminded why:

i don't have a bone in mine, either...

2011-11-26T18:50:00.000-08:00

...it's just "called" a boner.

also, how do you know it's the most amazing penis? you don't strike me as someone getting alotta penis(?).

lastly, stop punching it - wtf?

life assurance, death insurance

2011-11-23T15:23:00.000-08:00

file under: when i get down on my knees it's not to pray

2011-11-19T22:03:00.000-08:00

why do i feel like this is really some ruse to sample some chocolate thunder?

http://www.details.com/sex-relationships/sex-and-other-releases/200703/meet-the-mandingos

real housewives of detroit

2011-11-11T12:15:00.001-08:00

the phoebe

2011-11-09T09:45:00.000-08:00

presented without comment

2011-10-31T10:08:00.001-07:00

willie nelson, nelson mandela, judd nelson, byron nelson...

2011-10-28T10:36:00.000-07:00

...and, of course; Matthew & Gunnar! so many great 'nelsons'.

fashion whirled

2011-10-18T19:24:00.000-07:00

Richardson Magazine - Printing Party from Never Know on Vimeo.

friar tuck

2011-10-07T11:02:00.001-07:00

story, here

goodness, HERE

iHandJob

2011-10-06T14:59:00.001-07:00

presented w/o comment

2011-10-03T16:43:00.001-07:00

get organized...

2011-09-15T17:03:00.000-07:00

file under: may the bridges burned, light the way

2011-09-15T11:52:00.001-07:00

true story (from a dear friend, unedited):

"...a guy i played lacrosse with in college was a real clown. used to get drunk like everyone else, but he would look retarded...just naturally...when he drank to the point that people used to come up to the group of friends and scold us for "getting a retarded kid drunk". anyway, he used to do this bit where he would squat down and make it look like he was a midget. we would all hoot and holler because it was well done (not cliche) and was truly funny. piss your pants funny. after a few weeks of this he needed to keep it fresh so he added a part where he'd use his arm to make it look like he was hanging from a rope/noose. nice touch. well somehow this guy got a girlfriend (now wife...he was smart enough to know there was probably a chance he would never find another). one night he was getting into his role. he was on. he looks over, however, and his new girlfriend is crying. everyone is crying laughing and she's crying. he goes over and asks whats up? what happened? well, she says "my best friend growing up was a midget....and he hung himself." ..."

shit just tugs at your heart strings, don't it (!).

bieber fever...temperature check...tonsilitis...or, otherwise

2011-09-09T08:51:00.000-07:00

their kata is just as good...

2011-09-08T22:48:00.000-07:00

yeah, i don't know either...

2011-09-03T19:30:00.001-07:00

going to the store. from dlew on Vimeo.

thank you, A-to-the-Rizzay for the (just the) tip

re: few things i love more than boobs

2011-08-28T21:34:00.000-07:00

...thank you, senor klotz.

California Girls from Warriors of Radness on Vimeo.

re: hey DJ wontcha play that so-ooonnngg

2011-08-18T23:47:00.001-07:00

more, HERE

file under: wicker chair research

2011-08-13T10:40:00.000-07:00

5 of my most favorite 5 things...

2011-08-11T19:19:00.000-07:00

...knee highs, boobs, denim, tees & skulls!

#fuckwiththelightson

file under: you're doing it wrong

2011-08-11T15:49:00.000-07:00

thank you A-to-the-Rizzay for the find!

reason 1,001 to like SF

2011-08-07T18:49:00.001-07:00

thx Nick, for the find...

danny lyons "bikeriders", tribute

2011-08-03T21:09:00.000-07:00

summer fun

2011-07-24T16:26:00.003-07:00

"a well i guess it would be niiiiyyyycccee..."

2011-07-07T18:35:00.000-07:00

equality for all

2011-07-07T12:40:00.000-07:00

another seasonal campaign upon me...

2011-06-30T12:28:00.000-07:00

file under: a job ain't nuthin' but work

hop, skip & a jump...

2011-06-30T01:01:00.001-07:00

Skipping in Slow Motion. In a Bikini... from photography-factory.co.uk on Vimeo.

please wait to be seated

2011-06-30T00:26:00.001-07:00

at 7, or 77...the future looks bleak

2011-06-29T11:47:00.000-07:00

boyfriend? fuck you!

2011-06-16T20:41:00.000-07:00

THANK YOU, Austin B, for this gem!

fuck yeah literature!

2011-06-15T19:27:00.000-07:00

i only ever wanna do hoodrat things...

2011-06-12T23:21:00.000-07:00

...with my hoodrat friends.

family values

2011-06-09T15:56:00.000-07:00

i remember reading an old interview with mickey rourke...he talked about how while he may not be the greatest actor, or the most visible, or the most popular, or the highest paid - that he had the "moments". amazing moments where no one else can touch him, where his wings are spread and he crushes it.

let's just say that one of the main reasons why said 'moments' are so rare, is because *the Pikhart family are using them up.

bored of directors

2011-06-06T19:49:00.000-07:00

this just in...on the ongoing saga of "if assholes could fly, this place would be an airport"...and in a follow-up report to this earlier post:

http://cheesewheelthruyourwindow.blogspot.com/2010/04/aprils-fool.html

...we find our favorite denim funk-fakin' punching bag, scott "lack-a-cock" morrison, with a fresh victim to siphon money from with his "original" ideas. his latest incarnation:

http://www.highsnobiety.com/news/2011/06/07/3-x-1-made-here-flagship-store-opening/

http://www.urbandaddy.com/nyc/style/13330/3x1_Taking_Charge_of_Your_Pants_New_York_City_NYC_Soho_Store

borrows liberally from Holland's favored son - Jason Denham the Jeanmaker:

http://www.denhamthejeanmaker.com/#/card/108/denham-store-495.json

looks like mr. morrison owes jason some guilder...or atleast a royalty fee for aesthetic.

#10minutesoffailhorn

obligatory rugburn cliche post #231: skate, moto, tats

2011-06-06T19:10:00.001-07:00

the duhsigners i love to hate

2011-05-30T14:07:00.000-07:00

everytime these nerds do something i can't stand, they redeem themselves 10-fold with some amazing shit that keeps me hangin' on...file under: 2 sides of the same coin

belated, but not overrated...

2011-05-27T07:19:00.000-07:00

rec'd a wonderful gift from my A-to-the-Rizzay on the leftcoast today.

if ya don' knaw, ya'll betta axe sumboddy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzDbTD-Q-vA

exactly...

2011-05-23T09:38:00.001-07:00

end of days, indeed

2011-05-21T08:45:00.001-07:00

must be present to win...

2011-05-17T20:35:00.001-07:00

history buff

2011-05-17T06:52:00.000-07:00

despite what 'Spidey' circa you like (i prefer og from when he was 'more bad')...the "whirlybird slap" is funny.

(*thx australia, for this one)

honorable discharge, indeed

2011-05-17T06:38:00.000-07:00

http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/05/17/california.schwarzenegger/index.html?eref=mrss_igoogle_cnn

6 minutes

2011-05-15T00:14:00.001-07:00

A Clockwork Orange in Six Minutes from Jeremy Williams on Vimeo.

john.

2011-05-14T23:18:00.001-07:00

southern. hard. psyche. texas.

2011-05-11T23:47:00.000-07:00

i'm sure it'll be unpopular to say that i was never a big Rolling Stones fan, i could give a fuck.

i DO, however, give them credit for one of the best rock lines ever;

"...but he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke...the same cigarrettes as me..."

beyond that, yawn.

here's a cover from easily one of the most underrated Texas bands from the 70s...i present, JOSEFUS.

rugburn #8,334

2011-05-11T19:32:00.000-07:00

ya know how sometimes when you're out with your girl and some dashing, virile specimen of a man comes into the room...then your girl might give you that look, you know "that look" - as if she's 'settled'.

if i saw this bird walking down the street, kitted-out with said accoutrements and legs all waiting to be taxed for a night...i bet i could conjure up "that look". i mean, i wouldn't "mean it", but i bet i could conjure it up.

#jus'sayin'

rubber

2011-05-08T15:05:00.001-07:00

why netflix will con't to get my money...

2011-05-05T23:36:00.001-07:00

Culture

View more presentations from Reed Hastings

2011-05-02T09:01:00.000-07:00

2011-05-02T09:00:00.000-07:00

boots? no fur, with fur...brilliant.

2011-04-26T21:34:00.000-07:00

refresher audio, here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckKFxMw6z0c

funky monks

2011-04-26T09:48:00.000-07:00

say what you will about RHCP, but their process with rubin was indeed f'kn magik:

end result, here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC4IXY82UOs&feature=related

east point, west point, hollow point, whats the point?

2011-04-24T21:21:00.000-07:00

Rolls Royce Phantom Ballistics Test from GTspirit on Vimeo.

some (more) assembly required...

2011-04-16T18:54:00.000-07:00

...put together a few things around the house today that needed attention. finalized a few 'honey-do' list projects and felt accomplished as all hell. puffed chest, arm sore from patting myself on the back, etc.

then, i came across this asshole:

DIY, infographic

2011-04-14T21:32:00.000-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HofoK_QQxGc

for no reason.

2011-04-08T10:13:00.001-07:00

"COPY" Official Videoclip from yasudatakahiro on Vimeo.

thx for this, tony...

2011-04-04T09:21:00.000-07:00

A letter from Dr. Dre to his then girlfriend now wife Nicole Threatt and ex-wife of NBA player Sedale Threatt

polishing department...

2011-03-29T21:36:00.000-07:00

...file under: honorable discharge

rugburn #666

2011-03-28T19:56:00.000-07:00

once again, not totally sure what's going on in this pic but please call me - you look like you may have just the right 'crazy' in ya.

file under: this day looks like a great follow-up to our first date when we stole a cop car and fcuked in it before setting THAT on fire

yup.

2011-03-26T21:46:00.001-07:00

all tiered up...

2011-03-13T21:22:00.000-07:00

...travel: a great way to be anonymous and become who you've always longed to be.

exit thru the truck stop

2011-03-06T19:48:00.000-08:00

was just thru some of my favorite part of the country this weekend - specifically pennsylvania, w. virginia, ohio - favorite because like the south (where i grew up), the gas stops have the finest selection of falcons holding crystal ball keychains, deerhead clocks, knuckledusters, super size rambo knives, etc.

this trip yielded a fine pc of hickory (complete with steel rod jammed into the core) to *ahem* check the tires of your 18-wheeler.

p.s. ACL bag NOT included, but available here:

http://shop.acontinuouslean.com/products/medium-zipper-bag

janice just laughs, and laughs, and laughs....

2011-02-28T10:49:00.000-08:00

i. love. australians.

and when it IS eventually warm again...

2011-02-27T00:23:00.000-08:00

...get an empty can (beans, corn niblets, soup, etc.). The top should already be removed and the contents gone. Now you need to remove the bottom of the can so that you are left with a hollowed out cylinder. You can use a can opener or you can repeatedly scrape it against the sidewalk hoping to wear down the edges so you can pop it off. Once you have your empty cylinder, you’re running things. You can control the direction as well as the pressure of the water gushing out of the hydrant. Cars, bicyclists and pedestrians are now your bitch.

political correctness can suckit.

2011-02-20T16:48:00.001-08:00

...i liked aunt jemima better when she rolled doo-rag and looked like she had beef with the hoover deuce crips.

pair o' dice...paradise...vague ass...vegas...

2011-02-15T21:29:00.000-08:00

...one more day left of this tradeshow biz - i gettin' old for this.

chickenhawks vs. goldenboy chickenpunk

2011-02-12T07:57:00.000-08:00

"rip it up"

kneepads

asian man in colored pants

...recipe for disaster.

"...one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing."

2011-02-08T20:04:00.000-08:00

letter to Nancy, from Sid...*respect to my A-to-the-Rizz-ay, for the find.

rat fink, nazi helmet commercial 1968

2011-02-08T20:02:00.000-08:00

super. fkn. scary.

2011-02-08T12:04:00.000-08:00

yeah, i don't why either...

2011-02-02T23:21:00.000-08:00

answer is; "he needed the money!'

2011-02-01T17:39:00.000-08:00

question; "why did little boy blow?"

full clip, here: http://www.highsnobiety.com/news/2011/02/01/hong-kongs-i-t-buys-90-of-bape-parent-co/

earlier that afternoon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amIoviF85bE&feature=related

what the tech?

2011-01-31T18:47:00.000-08:00

full story, here:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thecutline/20110131/ts_yblog_thecutline/chinese-air-force-drill-looks-awfully-similar-to-top-gun

Satan called, he asks that you stop scary him...

2011-01-30T21:23:00.001-08:00

...watch it all the way thru (no fast-fwd'g) to the end.

Jee Mae Hendrix

2011-01-30T21:15:00.001-08:00

when you're a shot-caller like, branson...

2011-01-28T18:45:00.000-08:00

...you can build SPACESHIPS and use supermodels as floatation devices.

respect.

i was lost, but now am found...

2011-01-23T19:48:00.001-08:00

wanted: single white female...

2011-01-23T19:38:00.000-08:00

...must love cats, dogs, proficiency in finance, strong point of view (i.e. questions authority).

apply within.

safety last: fire walk with me...

2011-01-23T19:33:00.000-08:00

...once again, not completely sure what's going on in any of these pics - but please call me, you look like you have just the right kinda crazy!

things are NOT what they seem...

2011-01-23T19:32:00.000-08:00

things are EXACTLY as they seem...

2011-01-23T19:31:00.000-08:00

sunday, clean-up day...

2011-01-23T19:29:00.000-08:00

...i HATE doing dishes!

sleigh ride...

2010-12-24T14:02:00.001-08:00

arabesque...

2010-12-24T09:17:00.001-08:00

my prodigy also sells drugs to your honor student...

2010-12-23T09:12:00.000-08:00

not completely sure what i'm seeing, either...

2010-12-22T10:08:00.000-08:00

hall pass...

2010-12-22T09:34:00.000-08:00

...young or old, mickey rourke has always looked and dressed like a lesbian substitute teacher.